North Korea launched something other than a missile last week: Their first beer commercial.
A translation is not yet available online, so we'll just have to guess at what is being said. Probably something along the lines of "Reward youself for best duty to North Korea! Manufacture confidence! Imbibe thorough beer ration at the request of this advertisement! To do any less will ensure defeat! Refresh your taste for beer by showing respect to your ancestors in the fields! Pyongyang is full of the pride and carbonation of beer! Taedonggang beer is a victory mountain!"
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